No rhymes. No glitter.
Greeting Cards that help you say what you’d actually like to say … in a fun way.
Each card shows the front, then opens with a click to reveal the punchline inside, with your own note right underneath. Search every shop by occasion below, or pick a card shop and send one by email or text in about a minute.
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Pick an occasion to see matching cards from all six shops, with our favorites first.
Punchline Cards
Every occasion, with a little edge.
A nurse, a lawyer, a doctor, a drill sergeant, a fortune teller, a cat and more, for birthdays, breakups, retirements and everything in between.
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School House Cards
The staff room, out loud.
School cards from the principal, the teachers, the front office, the coach, the lunch lady, the bus driver, the band, the football team, the cheer squad and the kids.
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Church House Cards
Amen to that.
Clean, kind church cards from the pastor, the choir director, the church secretary, the youth minister, the pianist, the elder, Miss Opal and the youth group.
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Farm House Cards
Straight from the barn.
Funny farm cards from the farmer, his wife, two farmhands, a horse, a cow, a pig, a hen and the farm dog.
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Hospital House Cards
Doctor’s orders.
Funny hospital cards from the doctor, the nurse, the pharmacist, the nurse aide, the intern, the administrator, the volunteer and a very confused newborn.
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Zoo House Cards
The animals are up to something.
Funny zoo cards from a kindly keeper, a gorilla, a lion, a snake, a bear, a panda, a sloth, a giraffe, a toucan and an elephant who forgets.
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Your message appears in smaller type right below the punchline.
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